Then get a silver cross and hang it around your neck, or a tie clip or a badge!  For heaven's sake Andy, use your imagination!

Martin, lest you forget, Palm Crosses are not the 'run of the mill' crosses that you buy.  They will have been given out on Palm Sunday (hence their name) and, for some people, have a greater significance than a silver or jewellery cross.  That is why I pointed out the nature of its construction/material.  I don't know if this guy regards it differently to a metal one, but the fact that it is a palm cross does seem to have been quite prominent in the reporting.