My husband, son and myself have absolutely no interest in sport whatsoever, thank goodness.
It seems crackers to me that footballers, in particular, get paid vast somes of money just for kicking a ball around! Many of them behave very badly like that ghastly, thick as two short planks, Rooney.

Oh for the days when sport was something you did to let off steam at the weekend when relaxing from a week of proper work!