Captain America Jesus?
What type of church are you connected to? What kind of church and what kind of "preacher" are you? Or are you really at all. Do you and your church make a habit of mocking Jesus? I think I've got you figured out. Has things gotten so dark in the UK that your supposed preachers joke around with the name Jesus? Perhaps someone isn't a preacher at all. My guess is that you would have to be somebody that is more unitarian, all religions are one, lets put flowers in our hair and dance naked on some pagan feast or even for Christmas. But for sure any time all the planets are lined up correctly. Yikes!